Thursday, December 8, 2011

TOP SEVEN MOVIE LAWYERS


As this list doesn't include television shows, the great Saul Goodman, the best fictional lawyer of all time, did not make the list...but if you ever need to launder money or broker a meth deal...BETTER CALL SAUL

TOP SEVEN MOVIE LAWYERS

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

TOP TEN NEWS STORIES OF 2011


There was a lot of news about Osamas, Obamas, and Occupying countries, cities, walls, and streets.

TOP TEN NEWS STORIES OF 2011

TOP TEN WEB SEARCHES OF 2011


I must have contributed 500 hits to the iPhone when trying to figure out when it was coming out, what it was going to be called and how to best use my personal assistant, Siri.

TOP TEN WEB SEARCHES OF 2011

TOP TEN WORST TRENDS OF 2011


I would put the Kardhasians are at the top of my list, but they seem to be beyond a trend at this point, and appear to be a pemanent fixture in our country's popular culture.

TOP TEN WORST TRENDS OF 2011

TOP NINE FUNNIEST IPHONE AUTO CORRECTS OF 2011


I love the one about the kid coming out of the closet and his mom tells him she always suspected. Priceless.

TOP NINE AUTO CORRECTS OF THE YEAR

VIDEO: TOP MAGIC JOHNSON PLAYS OF ALL TIME

A video speaks a thousand words.

45 MOST POWERFUL IMAGES OF 2011


Look at all of the pretty pictures.

TOP 45 MOST POWERFUL IMAGES OF 2011

11 CELEBRITIES WHO WERE SECRETLY BADASSES


And I will strike down upom thee...

ELEVEN CELEBRITIES THAT WERE SECRETLY BADASSES

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011

SEVEN OWNERS DODGERS FANS DO NOT WANT TO BUY THE TEAM


He's got money, and a proven desire to win, but he is not an Angeleno and is the annoying face of the rival Mavericks. Who are the other owners the Dodgers should take a pass on?

SEVEN OWNERS DODGERS FANS SHOULDN'T WANT TO BUY THE TEAM

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

TOP TEN ART HEISTS


Losing a 100 million dollar painting would make anyone scream in horror.

TOP TEN ART HEISTS

TOP TEN SECRET SOCIETIES


Secret handshakes and world domination. Where do I sign up?

TOP TEN SECRET SOCIETIES

Thursday, November 3, 2011

TOP 100 CORPORATE TRADEMARK FILERS OF 2010


We know Mattel is not filing for BRATZ, but they seem to have plenty of other brands they are registering as the top trademark filer of 2010.

TOP 100 CORPORATE TRADEMARK FILERS OF 2010

FORBES: TOP TEN MOST VALUABLE TRADEMARKS


Google's trademark is worth more than most companies in their entirety, one has to love those six little colored letters.

TOP TEN MOST VALUABLE TRADEMARKS

TEN BRANDS LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR IN 2012


I would like the see the Tea Party on this list, but that doesn't seem likely, maybe 2013 after they ruin the Republican's chance of getting a sane candidate through the primary process.

TEN BRANDS LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR IN 2012

TOP TEN CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM CAMEOS


I like David Schwimmer and his missing watch, but it didn't make the cut.

TOP TEN CURB CAMEOS

FORBES: TOP 100 BRANDS


Hey, I use that.

FORBES: TOP 100 BRANDS

FORBES: TOP SEVEN MOST POWERFUL SUPREME COURT DECISIONS


Apparently, Bush v. Gore is not so much a powerful decision as it was a disasterous, monumentally devasting decision.

TOP SEVEN MOST POWERFUL SUPREME COURT DECISIONS

Monday, October 10, 2011

TOP TEN ISLOLATED CARRIBEAN BEACHES


In honor of my imminent departure to Treasure Cay, Bahamas, here are some other remote beaches in the Carribean.

TOP TEN ISOLATED CARRIBEAN BEACHES

Sunday, October 9, 2011

ESPN: TOP FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME


The All-Time FF Team for us Fantasy Dorks to drool over.

ESPN: TOP FASNTASY FOOTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME

TOP TEN FANTASY FOOTBALL SINGLE DAY PERFOMRANCES SINCE 2000


Aaron Rodger's historical performance would have likely topped this list, but that performance aside, here are the best single fantasy performances of the last ten years.

TOP TEN FF DAYS SINCE 2000

TOP FIVE SCI-FI MEDICAL PROCEDURES WE'LL SEE IN OUR LIFETIME


Apparently they are looking for a cure for poor people voting for Republicans, but early testing has not gone well. Appatenly tests with a tea remedy backfired.

TOP FIVE SCI-FI MEDICAL PROCEDURES LIKELY TO OCCUR IN OUR LIFETIME

Thursday, September 29, 2011

TOP FIFTY WORST INVENTIONS OFF ALL TIME


TOP FIFTY WORST INVENTIONS

Hey Segway, what are you for again aside from drunken jousting.

TOP CHOKE JOBS OF ALL TIME

Hey Red Sox nation, you're not alone, but you're still a bunch of losers.

TOP CHOKE JOBS OF ALL TIME



Roseanne Barr sets the bar really low for the National Anthem

Saturday, September 24, 2011

TOP SEVEN TERRIBLE SPORTS ACHIEVEMENTS


The Giants winning the World Series didn't make the list, leading me to believe there is some Nor Cal bias going on, I mean, that was really terrible to watch.

TOP SEVEN TERRIBLE SPORTS ACHIEVEMENTS

Thursday, September 22, 2011

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE ACCIDENTS IN MODERN HISTORY


I would think the Bush presidency would have made the list, but I guess it wasn't so much an accident as a huge mistake.

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE ACCIDENTS

TOP TEN NATIONAL PARKS IN THE WORLD


TOP TEN NATIONAL PARKS IN THE WORLD

FORBES: TOP BEACH RESORTS BY COUNTRY


These are the places the peoples on the Forbes Richest People in the World list stay when they travel.

Not for the faint of wallets.

TOP BEACH RESORTS BY COUNTRY

Copacabana Palace, Brazil

TOP TEN FOOD BLOGS OF 2011


In the ever fickle world of food blogs, these ten were the tops of 2011.

TOP TEN FOOD BLOGS OF 2011

TOP TEN FRIED CHICKEN RECIPES


As with much of Southern Food, the key is to keep it simple. Although my grandmother's recipe would blow any of these ten out of the water, it is top secret. I can tell you that one must brine in order to keep the chicken moist after frying. The rest is personal preference.

TOP TEN FRIED CHICKEN RECIPES

Classic Fried Chicken

Sunday, September 18, 2011