OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

If the election is dictated by taste in music, dude's got a good shot at WINNING!

OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

FIFTEEN DUMBEST MOVIES OF 2011

I would rather actually be sucker punched than watch the movie.

FIFTEEN DUMBEST MOVIES OF 2011

FORBES: TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES

People don't like dog killers and golfers who have sex with porn stars, it's just a fact.

TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES

FORBES: HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS

Little Blue Ivy is gonna be wearing gold plated diapers and sucking on diamond paciphiers with the money Jay-Z be bringing in.

HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS

TOP TEN TECHNOLOGY "FAILS" OF 2011

Doh! RIM, Netflix, and Non-Amazon/Apple Tablets - EPIC FAIL

TOP TEN TECHNOLOGY FAILS OF 2011

THRASHER MAGAZINE: MOST JAW DROPPING SKATEBOARDING PICTURES OF 2011

Gnarly.

TOP SKATEBOARDING PICTURES OF 2011

TOP SEVEN MOVIE LAWYERS

As this list doesn't include television shows, the great Saul Goodman, the best fictional lawyer of all time, did not make the list...but if you ever need to launder money or broker a meth deal...BETTER CALL SAUL

TOP SEVEN MOVIE LAWYERS

TOP TEN WORST TRENDS OF 2011

I would put the Kardhasians are at the top of my list, but they seem to be beyond a trend at this point, and appear to be a pemanent fixture in our country's popular culture.

TOP TEN WORST TRENDS OF 2011

PEOPLE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

Bradley Cooper, your 2011 sexiest man alive.

PEOPLE: SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

TOP 100 CORPORATE TRADEMARK FILERS OF 2010

We know Mattel is not filing for BRATZ, but they seem to have plenty of other brands they are registering as the top trademark filer of 2010.

TOP 100 CORPORATE TRADEMARK FILERS OF 2010

TEN BRANDS LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR IN 2012

I would like the see the Tea Party on this list, but that doesn't seem likely, maybe 2013 after they ruin the Republican's chance of getting a sane candidate through the primary process.

TEN BRANDS LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR IN 2012

TOP TEN CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM CAMEOS

I like David Schwimmer and his missing watch, but it didn't make the cut.

TOP TEN CURB CAMEOS

TIME: All-TIME 100 Songs

It was all a dream...

TIME's All-TIME Top 100 Songs

2011: NEW GUINESS WORLD RECORDS

2011 NEW GUINESS WORLD RECORDS

Most Hula-Hoops spun at once. Pretty impressive and like most world records, pretty pointless.

TOP SEVEN REASONABLE EXPLANATIONS FOR LOOKING LIKE A HIPSTER

There really are no reasonable explanations, more like justifiable excuses.

TOP SEVEN REASONS TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER

TOP FIFTEEN INSPIRATIONAL STEVEJOB'S QUOTES

In case you haven't heard all of these over and over the past week, here you go.

TOP TEN STEVE JOB'S QUOTES

TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL STEVE JOB'S MOMENTS

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TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL STEVE JOB'S MOMENTS

TOP TEN TRADEMARKS FILED BY CHARLIE SHEEN WITH THE USPTO

Top Ten Charlie Sheen Trademarks:
(be sure to check out the acutal government application, they are not filed correctly and are pretty insane in and of themselves)

10. TIGER PLASMA (not to be confused with TIGER BLOOD)

Application

9. WARLOCK LOUNGE (opening soon in Van Nuys)

Application

8. VATICAN ASSASSIN

Application

7. SOBER VALLEY LODGE (opening soon in the addiction recovery strip of the Malibu Hills)

Application

6. ADONIS DNA (sounds like something A-Rod would take and blame on a failed drug test, no doubt to be the newest banned supplement by the MLB)

Application

5. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (Yes, we have!)

Application

4. DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION (I think this was one of his lines from Red Dawn):

Application

3. DUH, WINNING (has a little more zing to it than WINNING or I'M NOT BIPOLAR, I'M BI-WINNING, both other filed trademarks by his front company Hyro-gliff)

Application

2. VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH (not to be confused with the more passive TORPEDO OF TRUTH trademark)

Application

1. PARK YOUR NONSENSE (a more affordable rehabilitation center in the hills of West Covina)

Application