Top Ten Charlie Sheen Trademarks:
(be sure to check out the acutal government application, they are not filed correctly and are pretty insane in and of themselves)
10. TIGER PLASMA (not to be confused with TIGER BLOOD)
Application
9. WARLOCK LOUNGE (opening soon in Van Nuys)
Application
8. VATICAN ASSASSIN
Application
7. SOBER VALLEY LODGE (opening soon in the addiction recovery strip of the Malibu Hills)
Application
6. ADONIS DNA (sounds like something A-Rod would take and blame on a failed drug test, no doubt to be the newest banned supplement by the MLB)
Application
5. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (Yes, we have!)
Application
4. DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION (I think this was one of his lines from Red Dawn):
Application
3. DUH, WINNING (has a little more zing to it than WINNING or I'M NOT BIPOLAR, I'M BI-WINNING, both other filed trademarks by his front company Hyro-gliff)
Application
2. VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH (not to be confused with the more passive TORPEDO OF TRUTH trademark)
Application
1. PARK YOUR NONSENSE (a more affordable rehabilitation center in the hills of West Covina)
Application
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