THE TEN U.S. STATES THAT WILL DECIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

I love voting in California, where only farmers and people at least 100 miles off the coast or from the O.C. vote for the G.O.P.
TOP TEN STATES THAT WILL DECIDE THE ELECTION

TOP TEN MITT ROMNEY GAFFES

"I like to be able to fire people, who provide services to me" to "I'm not concerned about the very poor". At least he's consistent on these ones, no flip-flopping here.

TOP TEN MITT ROMENY GAFFES

TOP TEN CRAZIEST SANTORUM QUOTES

Given that every time he speaks there are an average of five quotes that range from silly to downright "I'm moving to Canada if he is elected" crazy. Here are the top ten bits of wisdom from the only candidate that has the balls or idiocy to say the following:

TOP TEN CRAZIEST SANTORUM QUOTES

OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

If the election is dictated by taste in music, dude's got a good shot at WINNING!

OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012

Someone forgot to put a strong social conservative (is there really one out there running for president) taking the Oval Office on the list, but it is on mine.

TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012

POLITICO: SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAY'S PRIMARIES

Republicans are more indecisive than a kid buying a toy, but the longer this drags out the better I suppose.

SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAYS PRIMARIES

TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES

I guess the Sarah Palin's documentary The Undefeated (I thought it was called Mama Grizzly Bear), didn't qualify as off beat enough, but here are the ten that did.

TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES

CNN: NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT

I know, boring...but these things matter, at least to the people being killed in the streets of Syria, so get yourself some geopolitical edumacation and read.

NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT

ASS(HOLE)AD

TOP TEN NEWS STORIES OF 2011

There was a lot of news about Osamas, Obamas, and Occupying countries, cities, walls, and streets.

TOP TEN NEWS STORIES OF 2011

TOP TEN SECRET SOCIETIES

Secret handshakes and world domination. Where do I sign up?

TOP TEN SECRET SOCIETIES

FORBES: TOP SEVEN MOST POWERFUL SUPREME COURT DECISIONS

Apparently, Bush v. Gore is not so much a powerful decision as it was a disasterous, monumentally devasting decision.

TOP SEVEN MOST POWERFUL SUPREME COURT DECISIONS

THE SIX MOST HORRIFYING LIES THE FOOD INDUSTRY IS "FEEDING" YOU

This is the kind of list you don't want to read and then have dinner, but hey, bon appetit!

SIX MOST HORRIFYING FOOD INDUSTRY LIES

TOP TEN MOST POWERFUL COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD

USA USA USA

TOP TEN MOST POWERFUL COUNTRIES

TOP TEN WORST U.S. POLITICIANS OF THE LAST CENTURY

While I would say we are having a renaissance of bad law making, these ten politicians are the best of the best.

TOP TEN WORST POLITICIANS

Joe McCarthy says if you're reading this list (or making a bid to purchase the L.A. Dodgers), then you are a communist.

TOP TEN QUOTES THAT PROVE DONALD TRUMP IS A LIBERAL

The Donald is either a secret liberal or as fake as his hair piece.

TOP TEN LIBERAL DONALD QUOTES

CNN: TOP POLITICAL MYTHS AND CONSPIRACIES

I didn't think George Bush being the stupidest president of the last 50 years was a myth, but you can't argue with the brilliant minds at CNN...

TOP ELEVEN POLITICAL MYTHS/CONSPIRACIES

TOP TEN MOST PROBABLE REPUBLICAN 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

There's nothing to fear, but the possibility of any of these people leading our country for four years (some more than others, see Michele Bachman)...

TOP TEN GOP FRONTRUNNERS

Crazy is as crazy does...

TOP TEN CONSERVATIVE ADVOCACY GROUPS

The minds behind Tea Party mania and Obama's missing birth certificate...

TOP TEN CONSERVATIVE ADVOCACY GROUPS

TOP TEN WORST WORLD LEADERS

A la Huffington Post...

TOP TEN WORST WORLD LEADERS

TOP 12 REASONS OBAMA WINS/LOSES IN 2012

Which will it be...



HE WINS

HE LOSES