Wednesday, April 27, 2011

TOP TEN UGLIEST NBA PLAYERS OF ALL TIME


I was shocked to see no Mike Bibby (bat-boy) or Doug Cristie. The 2001 Kings are a deep team in this category.

TOP TEN UGLIEST NBA PLAYERS OF ALL TIME

Take your pick.

TIME MAGAZINE: 2011 TOP 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE


Didn't make the list, focusing on next year.

TOP 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE

TOP TEN KOBE PLAYS OF 2011

Sorry about that dunk last night. Here are some other memorable Mamba moments from the 2011 season. Talk amongst yourselves.

Monday, April 25, 2011

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLES OF WINE


Noticably absent from the list is the vintage 2008 Charles Shaw Merlot.

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE BOTTLES OF WINE

TOP TEN WORST MOMENTS IN LAKER'S PLAYOFF HISTORY


Last night wasn't one of them, but was certainly a step backward.

TOP TEN WORST MOMENTS IN LAKER PLAYOFF HISTORY

The Wheelchair.

TOP TEN WORST CAREERS OF 2011


If you think your job sucks, ask one of these people how their day was.

TOP TEN WORST CAREERS

TOP TEN STRONGEST ANIMALS BY WEIGHT


All things being equal, these are the strongest animals in the world.

TOP TEN STRONGEST ANIMALS

A strong effing bug!

ROLLING STONE: TOP 100 ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME


TOP 100 ALBUM COVERS

TOP TEN ART MUSEUMS IN THE WORLD



TOP TEN ART MUSEUMS

TOP TEN BATTLES OF ALL TIME


TOP TEN BATTLES

TOP TEN BEACHES IN THE WORLD


White sand and clear water...

TOP TEN BEACHES IN THE WORLD

TOP TEN SCARIEST BOOKS OF ALL TIME


Boo.

TOP TEN SCARIEST BOOKS

Sunday, April 24, 2011

TOP TEN BEST STEAKS IN THE U.S.


Here's where to get the best cooked cow in the U.S.-->

TOP TEN BEST STEAKS

TOP TEN SCORERS IN NBA HISTORY


By all accounts from his day in the league, Wilt definitely knew how to score (10,000 women, 100 points in a game)...

TOP TEN SCORERS IN NBA HISTORY

WILT THE STILT

Saturday, April 23, 2011

SURFER MAG: 2011 TOP TEN SURFING COLLEGES


If you have a need to shred in between classes, these are the schools that should be at the top of your list.

TOP TEN SURFING COLLEGES

RINCON, the ocean playground of the UCSB Gauchos.

Friday, April 22, 2011

TOP TEN MEXICAN RESTAURANTS IN LOS ANGELES


If you're in Los Angeles and looking for Mexican food, just know, this isn't your TexMex amateur hour, this shit is the shit...

TOP TEN MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANTS

TOP NBA "I DIDN'T FOUL" FACES


In the dramatic stage that is the NBA, the "I didn't foul" face is second only to the Vlade Divac patented swan flop...

TOP I DIDN'T FOUL FACES

D-Fish, I love you, but you deserve a supporting actor nomination for some of your performances.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

TEN MOST INTRIGUING NBA FINALS MATCHUPS


For me, it's all Lakers-Celtics all the time, or at least until we pass them for titles...

TOP TEN NBA FINALS MATCHUPS

SIX THINGS THAT MAY OCCUR TO THE DODGERS UNDER MLB OWNERSHIP


The only thing they could do that would be upsetting would be sell the team to an underfinanced real estate wannabe from Boston with the voice of Mayor Quimby and the charm of cancer. Oh wait.

SIX POSSIBILITIES FOR THE DODGERS

TOP FIFTEEN FUNNIEST MOMENTS ON 30 ROCK


Jack: Lemon, I’m impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.

TOP FIFTEEN FUNNIEST MOMENTS ON 30 ROCK

TOP TEN STONER MOVIES OF ALL TIME


I was going to post this yesterday, but I totally forgot...

TOP TEN STONER MOVIES OF ALL TIME

Alright, alright, alright

CNN: TOP POLITICAL MYTHS AND CONSPIRACIES


I didn't think George Bush being the stupidest president of the last 50 years was a myth, but you can't argue with the brilliant minds at CNN...

TOP ELEVEN POLITICAL MYTHS/CONSPIRACIES

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

ESPN: TOP PAID ATHLETES FROM 182 COUNTRIES


Here's who makes the most in 182 countries around the world

TOP PAID ATHLETES

TOP SELLING NBA JERSEYS FOR 2010-2011


At least LeBron can claim the ownership of one title...

TOP SELLING NBA JERSEYS

TOP SIXTEEN STRAINS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA


From a purely medical perspective, these are the top sixteen strains of medical marijuana as determined by the legal sale of the crop in those states that have passed medical marijuana statutes...

TOP SIXTEEN STRAINS

Monday, April 18, 2011

TOP 100 RESTAURANTS IN THE WORLD


Props to local pick The Bazaar (No. 85)...while Bazaar chef Jose Andres' favorite restaurant in the world and five-time top spot winner, elBulli, has been taken out of contention as it will close for good in July.

TOP 100 RESTAURANTS IN THE WORLD

Friday, April 15, 2011

TOP TEN LARGEST CONCERTS IN HISTORY


Coachella is like a cafe open mic night compared to these ten concerts...

TOP TEN CONCERTS IN HISTORY

WOODSTOCK (the original not the violent, waterless, bathroom-less one in the late 90's)

TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS ANIMALS


Steer clear of these deadly friends from the animal kingdom...

TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS ANIMALS

POISON DART FROG, who says size matters

TOP TEN WORST MOMENTS IN U.S. HISTORY


Not trying to bum anyone out, just trying to educate the masses...

TOP TEN WORST MOMENTS IN U.S. HISTORY

Indians casinos are a start, but nothing will ever make up for the devastation caused during the Trail of Tears

TOP TEN MOST PROBABLE REPUBLICAN 2012 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES


There's nothing to fear, but the possibility of any of these people leading our country for four years (some more than others, see Michele Bachman)...

TOP TEN GOP FRONTRUNNERS

Crazy is as crazy does...

TOP TEN SMARTEST ATHLETES OF ALL TIME


Totally oxy-MORONIC...

TOP TEN SMARTEST ATHLETES OF ALL TIME

Ex-senator and close personal friend of Phil Jackson, Mr. Bill Bradley

TOP TEN GENIUSES


Seemingly arbitrary criteria, but interesting nonetheless...

TOP TEN GENIUSES

There's good ole' Ludwig Wittgenstein (?) with his trusty chalkboard

TOP TEN LARGEST ECONOMIES IN THE WORLD


Deficit smeficit...we're rich bitch!!!

TOP TEN LARGEST ECONOMIES IN THE WORLD

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, TO BE FROM THE U.S.A. (I would have put a YouTube clip of the song, but it's hard to find one without slow montages of war memorials, a little heavy for this guy)

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

MLB POWER RANKINGS: TOP CLUBHOUSE CANCER FROM EACH TEAM IN MLB


At least these types of cancer are treatable, expensive, but treatable...

TOP CLUBHOUSE CANCERS

PEOPLE: TOP 15 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF 2011


J.Lo is on the cover, her husband is not.

TOP 15 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE PER PEOPLE

TWELVE VARIATIONS ON THE GRILLED CHEESE


THE LA TIMES PROVIDES TWELVE TWISTS ON A SIMPLE FAVORITE

TOP ATHLETE HAIRSTYLES



TOP ATHLETE HAIRSTYLES

Diana Ross playing for the Timberwolves?

TOP TEN TAX DODGERS


In honor of our annual tax season, a list of those who forgot to file.

TOP TEN TAX DODGERS

He just had to keep all of that Passenger 57 money to himself...

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE DOG BREEDS


I completely advocate rescuing dogs from shelters, but if you're in the market for one of these breeds, you might be out of luck...

TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE DOG BREEDS

TOP TEN STATES TO MAKE A LIVING


Come on California, pull your head out of your a*&.

TOP TEN STATES TO MAKE A LIVING