Saturday, May 26, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
THE TEN U.S. STATES THAT WILL DECIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
I love voting in California, where only farmers and people at least 100 miles off the coast or from the O.C. vote for the G.O.P.
TOP TEN STATES THAT WILL DECIDE THE ELECTION
Friday, March 23, 2012
TOP TEN LAKERS OF ALL TIME
Sessions is the flavor of the moment, but these ten men have cemented themselves in the annals of Lakerdom.
TOP TEN LAKERS OF ALL TIME
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
TOP TEN PLACES YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE ON GOOGLE MAPS
Let the conspiracy theories fly, and try and figure out why.
TOP TEN PLACES YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE ON GOOGLE MAPS
Monday, March 19, 2012
TOP TEN MITT ROMNEY GAFFES
"I like to be able to fire people, who provide services to me" to "I'm not concerned about the very poor". At least he's consistent on these ones, no flip-flopping here.
TOP TEN MITT ROMENY GAFFES
Sunday, March 18, 2012
TOP TEN CRAZIEST SANTORUM QUOTES
Given that every time he speaks there are an average of five quotes that range from silly to downright "I'm moving to Canada if he is elected" crazy. Here are the top ten bits of wisdom from the only candidate that has the balls or idiocy to say the following:
TOP TEN CRAZIEST SANTORUM QUOTES
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
TOP TEN RICHEST PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES IN MODERN U.S. HISTORY
Who needs Super-Pacs when you are already Super-Rich, well apparently everyone who is Super-Rich, adding new meaning to the phrase "buying an election".
TOP TEN RICHEST "PUBLIC-SERVANT" PRESIDENTIAL CANDIATES
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
TOP TEN BANNED BOOKS
If you're into books with an actual insight into society and some its more difficult struggles and dynamics and want to edumacate yourself beyond the antiquated required reading endlessly assigned throughout our nation's school systems, give these books a try.
TOP TEN BANNED BOOKS
Friday, February 24, 2012
TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN NYC
The Big Apple has a lot of Big Douchebags to fills its plethora of watering holes.
TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN NYC
Sunday, February 19, 2012
TOP TEN MOST FOLLOWED USERS ON PINTEREST
As a non-follower who gets easily overwhelmed by the "next big thing", I give you Pinterest's top ten followed users...
TOP TEN MOST FOLLOWED USERS ON PINTEREST
Friday, February 17, 2012
FIVE BEST NYC BARS FOR PISCO COCKTAILS
Make sure to ask for Pisco Porton in your cocktail because it is the best pisco in the world.
TOP FIVE NYC BARS FOR PISCO COCKTAILS
The Pisco Sour, the original pisco cocktail.
Friday, February 10, 2012
OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST
If the election is dictated by taste in music, dude's got a good shot at WINNING!
OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST
Thursday, February 9, 2012
TOP TEN HANGOVER CURES
After the ten drunkest holidays are over, try these varied remedies for your feeling of impending death.
H2Oh, wait, I might throw up.
TOP TEN HANGOVER CURES
TOP TEN DRUNKEST HOLIDAYS
Anytime I am honoring America or have to hang out with the family for prolonged periods of time, the drinks they be a flowing.
TOP TEN DRUNKEST HOLIDAYS
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
FORBES: TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES
People don't like dog killers and golfers who have sex with porn stars, it's just a fact.
TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES
FORBES: HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS
Little Blue Ivy is gonna be wearing gold plated diapers and sucking on diamond paciphiers with the money Jay-Z be bringing in.
HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS
TOP TEN MOST HATED U.S. COMPANIES
Ironically, as Facebook is number one, I am going to use Facebook to proliferate this list.
TOP TEN MOST HATED U.S. COMPANIES
TOP TEN MOST PRESTIGIOUS INTERNSHIPS
These are the internships that are not "pretentious" (hello JPMorgan), but Forbes may have a somewhat different view of prestige.
TOP TEN MOST PRESTIGIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS
TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012
Someone forgot to put a strong social conservative (is there really one out there running for president) taking the Oval Office on the list, but it is on mine.
TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012
POLITICO: SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAY'S PRIMARIES
Republicans are more indecisive than a kid buying a toy, but the longer this drags out the better I suppose.
SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAYS PRIMARIES
Monday, February 6, 2012
TOP TEN WORST PROFESSIONS
I know, I know, everyone but trust fund babies and professional athletes are saying MINE, but there are worst, that is of course, if your job is on this list, then I'm sorry for rubbing it in, but your job sucks.
TOP TEN WORST PROFESSIONS
TOP TEN MOST RESPECTED PROFESSIONS
To the moon Alice, then you'd be the most respected profesion according to my sources at AskMen.
TOP TEN MOST RESPECTED PROFESSIONS
TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES
I guess the Sarah Palin's documentary The Undefeated (I thought it was called Mama Grizzly Bear), didn't qualify as off beat enough, but here are the ten that did.
TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
CNN: NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT
I know, boring...but these things matter, at least to the people being killed in the streets of Syria, so get yourself some geopolitical edumacation and read.
NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT
ASS(HOLE)AD
TOP TEN MOST EVIL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS
Not for the faint of heart or Republicans who do no believe in experiemnts or science.
TOP TEN MOST EVIL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS
TOP TEN BEST SEXUAL POSITIONS
I only thought there was one, but it appears there are at least nine more. Damn Missionaries.
TOP TEN SEXUAL POSITIONS
SUPERBOWL: SIX PLAYERS THAT SHOULD HAVE BIG GAMES
I hope one of them knocks Tom Brady out of the game, that would be big.
SIX PLAYERS THAT SHOULD HAVE A BIG GAME AT THE SUPERBOWL
TOP TEN NBA TEAMS OF ALL TIME
If you like lanky, pasty white players who are completely unlikeable and ugly, then the Celtics teams on the list should make you happy, but for me it is all SHOWTIME all the time.
TOP TEN NBA TEAMS OF ALL TIME
Friday, February 3, 2012
IMDB: TOP GROSSING MOVIES OF ALL TIME
What's clear from this list is that people love shitty James Cameron movies.
TOP GROSSING MOVIES OF ALL TIME
The movie poster for Avatar was actually just cropped from Chris Bosh's wedding pictures.
TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS
I would think being an abortion doctor in the Midwest/South or being an alter boy would have made the list, but I was wrong.
TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS
Thursday, February 2, 2012
TOP TEN SUPERBOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCES
Even though they're well into their 80's, my choice is still the Rolling Stones.
TOP TEN SUPERBOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCES
TOP TEN SUPERBOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCES
TOP TEN FITNESS FACTS EVERYONE GETS WRONG
AskMen got so many complaints to this list, they had to publish a new Top Ten Fitness Facts article.
TOP TEN FITNESS FACTS EVERYONE GETS WRONG
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
TOP TEN SUPERBOWL QB MATCHUPS OF ALL TIME
No. 4: Manning v. Brady (It's a compelling matchup because I wish they both could lose)
TOP TEN QB MATCHUPS
TOP TEN MOST PRETENTIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS
I don't know if there will be one for Mr. Family Values Anti Gay Marriage Santorum next summer, but you can always help him picket abortion clinics if you can't find anything else.
TOP TEN MOST PRETENTIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS
TOP TEN MOST FAMOUS ADULT FILM STARS OF ALL TIME
Ummm, I think this list was made in 1992, because although I don't watch porn, none of my friends ever mention any of these individuals with the exception of Mr. Jeremy and Miss Jameson.
TOP TEN ADULT FILM STARS OF ALL TIME
FORBES: TOP FIFTY PAID ATHLETES OF 2011
Tiger Woods may have lost his family, his swing, and his likeability, but he hasn't lost his money, he still is the winner in that category.
TOP FIFTY PAID ATHLETES OF 2011
Monday, January 30, 2012
TOP TEN SERIAL KILLERS OF ALL TIME
These guys liked to kill people, a lot of people.
TOP TEN SERIAL KILLERS
It's Michele Bachman's hero, John Wayne Gacy, the pride of Iowa.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
TOP TWENTY ITALIAN RECIPIES
These items are not going to be found at your local Pizza Hut, this is real Italian food and you should indulge without guilt or calorie counting.
TOP TWENTY ITALAIN RECIPES
TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS FROM THE ANTIQUE ROADSHOW
Go through your garage and your grandparents collectibles, you might be rich Bitch...
TOP TEN MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE ANTIQUE ROADSHOW
TOP TEN AMERICAN DOWNTOWNS
The Big Apple wins out, Los Angeles, having no identifiable downtown, doesn't , make the list.
TOP TEN AMERICAN DOWNTOWNS
Friday, January 27, 2012
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