TOP TEN BANNED BOOKS

If you're into books with an actual insight into society and some its more difficult struggles and dynamics and want to edumacate yourself beyond the antiquated required reading endlessly assigned throughout our nation's school systems, give these books a try.

TOP TEN BANNED BOOKS

TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN NYC

The Big Apple has a lot of Big Douchebags to fills its plethora of watering holes.

TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN NYC

TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN LOS ANGELES

Good Ole' Saddleback Ranch...Yee Haw Douche Bags.

TOP 25 DOUCHIEST BARS IN LOS ANGELES

TOP TEN MOST FOLLOWED USERS ON PINTEREST

As a non-follower who gets easily overwhelmed by the "next big thing", I give you Pinterest's top ten followed users...

TOP TEN MOST FOLLOWED USERS ON PINTEREST

FIVE BEST NYC BARS FOR PISCO COCKTAILS

Make sure to ask for Pisco Porton in your cocktail because it is the best pisco in the world.

TOP FIVE NYC BARS FOR PISCO COCKTAILS

The Pisco Sour, the original pisco cocktail.

OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

If the election is dictated by taste in music, dude's got a good shot at WINNING!

OBAMA'S SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

TOP TEN HANGOVER CURES

After the ten drunkest holidays are over, try these varied remedies for your feeling of impending death.

H2Oh, wait, I might throw up.

TOP TEN HANGOVER CURES

TOP TEN DRUNKEST HOLIDAYS

Anytime I am honoring America or have to hang out with the family for prolonged periods of time, the drinks they be a flowing.

TOP TEN DRUNKEST HOLIDAYS

TOP TEN CELEBRITY RESTAURANTS

Che Ludacris

TOP TEN CELEBRITY RESTAURANTS

FIFTEEN DUMBEST MOVIES OF 2011

I would rather actually be sucker punched than watch the movie.

FIFTEEN DUMBEST MOVIES OF 2011

FORBES: TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES

People don't like dog killers and golfers who have sex with porn stars, it's just a fact.

TOP TEN MOST DISLIKED ATHLETES

FORBES: HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS

Little Blue Ivy is gonna be wearing gold plated diapers and sucking on diamond paciphiers with the money Jay-Z be bringing in.

HIP-HOP'S TOP TWENTY EARNERS

TOP TEN MOST HATED U.S. COMPANIES

Ironically, as Facebook is number one, I am going to use Facebook to proliferate this list.

TOP TEN MOST HATED U.S. COMPANIES

TOP TEN MOST PRESTIGIOUS INTERNSHIPS

These are the internships that are not "pretentious" (hello JPMorgan), but Forbes may have a somewhat different view of prestige.

TOP TEN MOST PRESTIGIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS

TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012

Someone forgot to put a strong social conservative (is there really one out there running for president) taking the Oval Office on the list, but it is on mine.

TOP TEN THREATS TO THE UNITED STATES IN 2012

POLITICO: SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAY'S PRIMARIES

Republicans are more indecisive than a kid buying a toy, but the longer this drags out the better I suppose.

SEVEN TAKEAWAYS FROM TUESDAYS PRIMARIES

VIDEO LIST: TOP TEN MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN

Top 99 Most Desirable Women 2012: The Top 10

TOP TEN WORST PROFESSIONS

I know, I know, everyone but trust fund babies and professional athletes are saying MINE, but there are worst, that is of course, if your job is on this list, then I'm sorry for rubbing it in, but your job sucks.

TOP TEN WORST PROFESSIONS

TOP TEN MOST RESPECTED PROFESSIONS

To the moon Alice, then you'd be the most respected profesion according to my sources at AskMen.

TOP TEN MOST RESPECTED PROFESSIONS

TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES

I guess the Sarah Palin's documentary The Undefeated (I thought it was called Mama Grizzly Bear), didn't qualify as off beat enough, but here are the ten that did.

TOP TEN OFF BEAT DOCUMENTARIES

TOP TEN SONGS THAT GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD

Mmm Bop...

TOP TEN SONGS THAT GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD

CNN: NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT

I know, boring...but these things matter, at least to the people being killed in the streets of Syria, so get yourself some geopolitical edumacation and read.

NINE WAYS SYRIA MAY PLAY OUT

ASS(HOLE)AD

TOP TEN MOST EVIL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS

Not for the faint of heart or Republicans who do no believe in experiemnts or science.

TOP TEN MOST EVIL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS

TOP TEN BEST SEXUAL POSITIONS

I only thought there was one, but it appears there are at least nine more. Damn Missionaries.

TOP TEN SEXUAL POSITIONS

SUPERBOWL: SIX PLAYERS THAT SHOULD HAVE BIG GAMES

I hope one of them knocks Tom Brady out of the game, that would be big.

SIX PLAYERS THAT SHOULD HAVE A BIG GAME AT THE SUPERBOWL

FIVE WAYS TWITTER IS CHANGING MEDIA LAW

Defamation of character comes to mind...

FIVE WAYS TWITTER IS CHANGING MEDIA LAW

TOP TEN NBA TEAMS OF ALL TIME

If you like lanky, pasty white players who are completely unlikeable and ugly, then the Celtics teams on the list should make you happy, but for me it is all SHOWTIME all the time.

TOP TEN NBA TEAMS OF ALL TIME

TOP TWENTY FIVE MOVIES TO SEE IN 2012

I don't even know how it differs from Twilight, but two words: HUNGER GAMES

TOP 25 MOVIES OF 2012

IMDB: TOP GROSSING MOVIES OF ALL TIME

What's clear from this list is that people love shitty James Cameron movies.

TOP GROSSING MOVIES OF ALL TIME

The movie poster for Avatar was actually just cropped from Chris Bosh's wedding pictures.

TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS

I would think being an abortion doctor in the Midwest/South or being an alter boy would have made the list, but I was wrong.

TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS

TOP TEN GRAMMAR PEEVES

Thanks to Mr. Bill for exposing me to these grammatical peeves...

TOP TEN SUPERBOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCES

Even though they're well into their 80's, my choice is still the Rolling Stones.

TOP TEN SUPERBOWL HALFTIME PERFORMANCES

TOP TEN FITNESS FACTS EVERYONE GETS WRONG

AskMen got so many complaints to this list, they had to publish a new Top Ten Fitness Facts article.

TOP TEN FITNESS FACTS EVERYONE GETS WRONG

TOP TWENTY FASTEST GROWING CITIES

Shanghai...is getting big.

TOP TWENTY GROWING CITIES

TOP TEN SUPERBOWL COMMERICIALS OF ALL TIME

Usually disappointing, these aren't.

TOP TEN SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS OF ALL TIME

TOP TEN SUPERBOWL QB MATCHUPS OF ALL TIME

No. 4: Manning v. Brady (It's a compelling matchup because I wish they both could lose)

TOP TEN QB MATCHUPS

TOP TEN MOST PRETENTIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS

I don't know if there will be one for Mr. Family Values Anti Gay Marriage Santorum next summer, but you can always help him picket abortion clinics if you can't find anything else.

TOP TEN MOST PRETENTIOUS SUMMER INTERNSHIPS

TOP TEN MOST FAMOUS ADULT FILM STARS OF ALL TIME

Ummm, I think this list was made in 1992, because although I don't watch porn, none of my friends ever mention any of these individuals with the exception of Mr. Jeremy and Miss Jameson.

TOP TEN ADULT FILM STARS OF ALL TIME

FORBES: TOP FIFTY PAID ATHLETES OF 2011

Tiger Woods may have lost his family, his swing, and his likeability, but he hasn't lost his money, he still is the winner in that category.

TOP FIFTY PAID ATHLETES OF 2011